The Social Magic Research Council

 Are you concerned that your community is slipping into a spiral of degeneracy and reduced property values? Are you seeing frequent pixie infestations? Perhaps you?ve found illicit potions in your children?s rooms? These and other social ills that plague our society, our homes, and our future.

 From the spread of mermaid eroticism, territorial aggression on behalf of the centaurs, and the growing issue of illegal elixir abuse, the Social Magic Research Council has been the leading think tank tackling these dire problems that threaten our Wizarding way of life. As a leading research group into the social perils of today?s witches and wizard, the SMRC is in a unique position to advise the leaders of today and tomorrow.

 Many of the problems today are not the act of lazy children or ravening subhuman creatures in the Wilds, but instead come in a far more insidious form, ideas from the liberal elite, wizards and witches with no connection to reality; high up in their ivory towers. Ideas sponsored and put forth by fringe groups who are using their disparate causes as rallying points for the lazy, disaffected, and gullible members of our society.

 These intellectual succubi would have you believing that our core values no longer can serve us in these dark times; that our ways must change. Nothing could be further from the truth. In our traditions comes stability. In stability comes strength. Join us, and build a better future. Resist change for the sake of change.